Watching Foreign TV with a VPN: What Actually Works

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Native-language TV is one of the best (and most enjoyable) input sources a learner can get. But geo-blocking keeps most of it out of reach, and a VPN is the usual workaround. Real news, real soaps, real people talking at real speed: no textbook can compete with a few episodes of a Norwegian crime drama or a German Sunday-night Tatort.

The snag is that public broadcasters like NRK, ARD, RTVE or France Télévisions usually only stream their full catalogue to viewers inside the country. That locks out learners, of course, but also the millions of nationals living abroad who just want to watch the news from home. A VPN lets you appear to be connecting from the right country. The question is which ones actually work – because a lot of the time, they don’t. Why is that?

Why VPNs so often fail for TV

Streaming services don’t need to detect VPNs cleverly – they just keep lists of IP addresses known to belong to VPN providers, and block the lot. A VPN server’s address is shared by hundreds of users at once, so once a broadcaster notices a suspicious crowd coming from one IP, that address goes on the blacklist. The result is the dreaded “not available in your region” message, even though the VPN says you’re in Oslo.

A few other things can give you away:

    • Leaks. Your real location can slip out via DNS or IPv6, even with the VPN on.
    • Your device. Phone and TV apps may also check GPS, the app store region or your device’s language and time zone.
    • Stale cookies. The browser or app may remember where you were before you connected.

It’s an arms race, and it means today’s working server can be tomorrow’s dead end. Annoyingly, it also catches out overseas users who are perfectly entitled to the content – collateral damage in the war on VPN users.

So what works best?

The best options for foreign TV

In my experience, Proton VPN is the cheapest reliable option for foreign TV – but every provider here gets blocked sometimes. A word of warning before you read any “best VPN” list: most of them are stuffed with affiliate links, and NordVPN tends to top them all. Real-world results with smaller public broadcasters can look rather different.

VPN Price bracket My verdict for foreign TV Worth knowing
Proton VPN (Plus) Budget on a 2-year plan My go-to: the most reliable I’ve used, and the cheapest The free tier doesn’t support streaming — you need Plus
NordVPN Budget to mid Hit and miss — works one day, blocked the next Huge server network; tops most review lists
Surfshark Budget A popular cheap alternative Unlimited devices on one account
ExpressVPN Premium Consistently well rated for streaming You pay noticeably more for it

Whatever you pick, make the most of free trials to test the specific channels you care about. Working with Netflix tells you very little about NRK, RTVE Play or the ARD Mediathek.

When it fails: what to try

That said, even the best fail from time to time.

The quickest fix is often the dumbest one: disconnect and reconnect, and you may land on a fresh IP address that isn’t blacklisted yet. That’s exactly what got NRK’s TV app working for me recently, after it had flatly refused to believe I was in Norway.

Here’s a roundup of fixes you can try, ordered roughly from least to most effort:

    • Restart the VPN connection. Disconnect, reconnect, try again – you’ll often get a different address.
    • Pick a different server or city. Choose a specific server in the same country rather than letting the app auto-select.
    • Clear the evidence. Force-quit the TV app, or clear cookies and cache (a private browser window is a quick test).
    • Switch between app and browser. Some broadcasters check apps more strictly than websites, or vice versa.
    • Plug the leaks. Turn on the VPN’s leak protection, disable location access for the app, and check your IP on a leak-test site.
    • Change protocol. Swapping between WireGuard, OpenVPN or a provider’s “stealth” mode sometimes helps.
    • Consider a dedicated IP. Some providers (NordVPN among them) sell an IP that only you use, which is far less likely to be flagged.

If all else fails…

It’s not all about the geo-blocking. Plenty of target-language TV needs no VPN at all:

    • French: TV5MONDEplus is free and built for viewers worldwide.
    • German: DW broadcasts internationally, and a good share of the ARD and ZDF libraries is available outside Germany.
    • Several languages: Arte streams much of its catalogue in French, German, Spanish, Italian, Polish and English. I’ve only recently discovered this myself, and it’s really excellent for documentaries!
    • Everything else: broadcasters’ YouTube channels are often not geofenced, and great for news and short clips. Instagram too is great for bite-sized TV programme chunks.

The bottom line

Get a paid VPN with a decent spread of servers, test it on the channels you actually want, and don’t give up at the first “not available in your region” – a quick reconnect fixes it more often than you’d think. For me, that’s Proton for reliability and price, with NordVPN as an occasionally temperamental backup.

Now go and binge something in your target language. It counts as studying!

German idioms, the fun way

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Back in the ‘90s, when I was just a wee language learner, there was a fab series of books:  the “101 … Idioms” books for French and Spanish (sadly no German).

They took the form of jolly, paperback handbooks, which presented colourful but frequent everyday phrases. Not just the text – most also featured a quirky, literal illustration. Sayings like raconter des salades (to tell tall tales – literally, to tell salads) became instantly memorable through the slightly mad pictures.

Sadly, those books are no longer in print – a shame, as the best idioms never really go out of fashion – although they are still available if you’re a second-hand fan (I just found the French and Spanish versions on eBay, and they’re well worth a couple of quid).

Fast forward a few decades, and I’m in a Paris fnac. Always after a new language tome, I spot 200 expressions allemandes on the German shelf, pick it up for a leaf through, and realise that it’s pretty much the francophone incarnation of 101 Idioms. Easy choice – it was straight to the counter with that one and it’s now in my (not-so-)little language library.

200 expressions allemandes - German idioms via French

200 expressions allemandes – German idioms via French

That’s not to say the UK market was entirely done with quirky idioms books. Collins have kept that tradition going with their fun Easy Learning… Idioms range. The language provision (and lack) match, too, as they’re available in French and Spanish, with a cheeky English guide as an consolation for the lack of German. While they’re not quite as chock-full of amusing images as their spiritual ancestors, they’re still great alternatives (and still in print!).

If you’re still hankering after German and have some French, then 200 expressions allemandes is well worth a punt.

Note that the product links in this article are associated with Polyglossic’s affiliate account, so purchases generate a small amount to help keep the site running. Thanks! (That said, 200 expressions allemandes was about 25% cheaper direct from fnac than Amazon UK – much better if you happen to be in France!)

Be A Low-Stakes Polyglot

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Just a quick catch-up this week, as I’ve been travelling for a conference. But it’s the mode of that journey I thought was worth sharing – I decided to travel over land this time, rather than fly straight to my destination (Salzburg). It’s something that turned a one-language trip into a glorious multilingual one.

German is one of my main foreign languages, as the first I really focused on, back at school, and the one I studied at uni. It’s probably the one I’m still most confident in. French and Italian, on the other hand, are more ‘picked up as I’ve gone along in life’ languages. They’re just enough to get by, particularly my sketchy italiano. But it’s been a fun challenge having to use them to get by – something I’d have missed by flying straight to Austria.

But there’s something about low stakes languages – the ones you’re not supposed to be good at – that takes away a bit of the performance nerves when trying to speak abroad. It flips the script from producing perfect utterances to achieving goals, like getting a croissant or finding out which platform a train is leaving from. My ego is bruised less when I ungrammatically get that breakfast pastry than if I mess my word order up doing the same in German.

The trick is – and I don’t have any magic advice here, as I’m still trying to do the same myself – to carry that goal-oriented focus over to your ‘good’ languages. Care more about the outcome, less about the form. Perhaps the multi-language format of the trip, serialising shakier languages alongside stronger ones, is a good way to keep that lesson in mind.

Sit, stay… siarad! About the language books that put your pet to work

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Sitting on my language shelf is a rather strange book, for someone who doesn’t have a cat: a copy of Teach Your Cat Irish that I picked up on a trip to Dublin a while ago. Whether it was the new angle on Irish or the cute cat pics, I don’t know – I couldn’t resist it. 

It turns out that the book belongs to a wonderfully charming series by Welsh artist and illustrator Anne Cakebread – and the story behind it is every bit as sweet as the books themselves.

Cakebread began learning Welsh after adopting a dog who understood commands in Welsh. Talking to her new companion gave her a friendly, judgement-free way to practise, and eventually inspired 2018’s Teach Your Dog Welsh. You can hear Anne recount the story in this lovely BBC Wales News video.

The original became a bestseller, and the family has since expanded to include such delights as Teach Your Cat Welsh, Teach Your Dog Gaelic, Teach Your Cat Manx and even Teach Your Dog Korean. Publisher Y Lolfa says that the series has now sold more than 143,000 copies.

For Humans, Too!

They may look like novelty gift books, but they’re genuinely handy little resources for human learners too. Each one contains more than 60 everyday words and phrases, accompanied by pronunciation help and Cakebread’s affectionate retro-style illustrations. Much of the language – greetings, encouragement, instructions and useful expressions such as “wait”, “come here” and “well done” – works perfectly well away from the pet basket.

More importantly, talking to an animal removes one of the biggest obstacles in language learning: embarrassment. Your dog is unlikely to correct your mutations, and your cat was probably going to look disdainful whatever language you used. That makes them excellent audiences for repeating unfamiliar sounds and building the habit of speaking aloud.

The books also attach new language to small, memorable routines. Saying the same phrase whenever it is time for food, a walk or an unsuccessful attempt to remove the cat from the kitchen counter gives vocabulary a real context – and plenty of repetition without it feeling like revision. Add to that the fact that you’re weaving the language into everyday life at home, and they’re just gold, really.

So, will Teach Your Cat Irish produce a fully bilingual feline? Almost certainly not (and I don’t have a cat, bilingual or otherwise, so it’s a moot point). But it might help its human become a slightly more confident speaker.

And that seems a very good result indeed.

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Four Languages, Thirteen Years Younger? The Multilingual Brain Strikes Again

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Now here is a language-learning headline calculated to make every serial polyglot feel a wee bit smug: people who speak four languages may have brains that appear up to thirteen years younger than those of monolinguals.

As somebody rapidly approaching 50 with a language list that stubbornly refuses to shrink, I naturally decided to investigate.

The findings were presented at the 2026 Forum of the Federation of European Neuroscience Societies. Researchers worked with multilingual speakers in the Basque Country, using combinations of Spanish, Basque, French and English.

First, they used magnetoencephalography (MEG) to measure patterns of brain activity in 728 people. Artificial intelligence then helped the researchers construct a “brain-age clock”: a model of what neural connectivity typically looks like at different ages.

They applied that model to a separate group of 144 people who spoke between one and four languages. The results, reported by the Federation via ScienceDaily, were striking:

  • Bilingual participants’ brains appeared about six years younger than those of monolinguals.
  • For trilingual participants, the difference was around seven years.
  • For speakers of four languages, it reached roughly thirteen years.

Higher proficiency and earlier acquisition were also associated with younger-looking patterns of brain connectivity.

A Brain Age, Not a Birth Certificate

Before we all add another three languages to Duolingo, there are some important caveats.

“Brain age” is an estimate produced from particular patterns of neural activity. It does not mean that a multilingual 50-year-old literally has the brain of a typical 37-year-old in every respect.

The study also shows an association, rather than proving that multilingualism caused the difference. The researchers accounted for age, sex and education, but could not completely separate language experience from other potentially protective factors.

Multilingual people may, for example, be more likely to read widely, travel, socialise across different communities or engage in lifelong learning generally. As one independent expert pointed out in The Guardian, activities such as exercise, music and social engagement could all be part of the picture.

These are also findings presented at a conference; the fuller published analysis will give researchers more opportunity to prod the methods and conclusions.

Depth Beats Language Collecting

Still, one detail feels especially useful for learners. The apparent effect was not simply binary—monolingual versus multilingual. It varied with the number of languages, how well participants spoke them and how long those languages had been part of their lives.

That suggests the important ingredient may be sustained multilingual experience: recalling words, selecting between competing forms, following different sound systems and continually switching one linguistic network on while damping another down.

In other words, merely collecting beginner courses may not be the neurological elixir we language dabblers would like it to be. Active use and depth seem to matter.

But maintenance need not mean sitting an advanced grammar exam every Tuesday. Conversation, reading, listening and regular retrieval all keep a language working rather than merely stored away. And if those activities also bring social contact, curiosity and enjoyment, they may tick several healthy-ageing boxes at once.

The study doesn’t prove that downloading a language app will turn back time. It does, however, add to an encouraging body of evidence that multilingualism is not simply knowledge we carry around: it is something that continually activates the brain.

So perhaps we all do have room for one more language, after all. Purely for health reasons, obviously.

Remembering King Harald V: Norwegian Podcasts for Learners

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Norway lost a deeply loved national figure when King Harald V died on 28 August 2026, at the age of 89.

In the days since, Norwegian broadcasters and podcasters have produced a wealth of thoughtful audio reflecting on his life: his childhood during the Second World War, his long fight to marry Sonja Haraldsen, his love of sailing, and his 35 years as Norway’s king.

Of course, this is not a moment to turn a nation’s mourning into just another language-learning exercise. But listening carefully to Norwegians tell King Harald’s story can be a respectful way to learn more about the country, its recent history and the affection in which he was held.

Here are some of the best, most elucidating recent Norwegian-language episodes I’ve come across in the past week or so. The suggested levels are only approximate – archival recordings, regional accents and multiple speakers can make individual sections more challenging (but also more rewarding).

1. Oppdatert: Kong Harald – Slik var livet hans

Length: 1 hour 2 minutes
Suggested level: B1–B2
Best for: A comprehensive overview

NRK’s Oppdatert is always a good follow anyway, and on the day of his passing, released a full-length special to the King’s life. It places his personal story alongside many of the defining events Norway experienced during his lifetime.

At just over an hour, this is the most substantial of the recent broadcast retrospectives. NRK’s polished narrative style makes it reasonably approachable, although the length and any changes of speaker may require a couple of sittings.

Listen to “Kong Harald: Slik var livet hans”

2. Forklart: Kong Harald V (1937–2026)

Length: 29 minutes
Suggested level: B1–B2
Best for: A clear first listen

Aftenposten’s Forklart is another excellent choice for intermediate Norwegian learners. Each episode takes one subject and explains it through a structured conversation between a presenter and a knowledgeable guest.

Here, presenter Marte Spurkland speaks with veteran commentator Harald Stanghelle about the different sides of King Harald: folkekongen, the people’s king; idrettskongen, the sporting king; and a monarch unafraid to show emotion. It also covers the long struggle that preceded his marriage to Queen Sonja.

The combination of clear studio audio, a strong narrative thread and a manageable running time makes this my recommended starting point.

Listen to “Kong Harald V (1937–2026)”

3. Historier som endret Norge: Kong Haralds liv – Plikt, kjærlighet og krone

Length: 1 hour 9 minutes
Suggested level: B2–C1
Best for: The fullest biographical treatment

This extensive conversation with historian and royal commentator Ole-Jørgen Schulsrud-Hansen was originally recorded for King Harald’s 89th birthday, before his death, and respectfully republished afterwards.

It follows Harald from his birth in 1937 through wartime exile and post-war reconstruction, placing his childhood within the development of Norway’s relatively young modern monarchy. There is plenty on the famous Sonja eller ingen ultimatum—“Sonja or no one”—as well as his accession following the death of King Olav V.

Because it was recorded as a historical discussion rather than a breaking-news response, this is perhaps the best choice for learners wanting a rounded biography. The spontaneous conversational style and historical vocabulary make it better suited to confident listeners.

Listen to “Kong Haralds liv – Plikt, kjærlighet og krone”

4. Historisk podkast: Kong Harald V – Vår egen folkekonge

Length: 52 minutes
Suggested level: B2
Best for: Personal memories within modern Norwegian history

This special episode remembers both the monarch and the man. It combines the broader story of King Harald’s reign with memories of his visits around Norway, presenting his life as part of a chapter in the country’s modern history.

One especially useful feature for curious learners is the detailed source list accompanying the episode. It offers plenty of avenues for follow-up reading on subjects including the royal family’s wartime escape, Harald and Sonja’s relationship, the transition of 1991 and the King’s response to national events.

Listen to “Kong Harald V (1937–2026): Vår egen folkekonge”

5. Stopp verden: Vi levde i kong Harald Vs tid

Length: 43 minutes
Suggested level: B2–C1
Best for: The bigger historical picture

This is not a straightforward biography. Instead, historian Tor Bomann-Larsen joins political editor Torbjørn Røe Isaksen to consider the long development of Norway’s modern monarchy, from Haakon VII to the new King Haakon VIII.

The conversation explores the world over which King Harald presided and how the monarchy evolved with Norwegian society. It also traces the history of the royal motto Alt for Norge—“Everything for Norway”.

The speakers assume a fair amount of cultural and historical knowledge, making this the most demanding episode in the list. For an advanced learner, though, it offers an exceptionally rich blend of biography, history and political vocabulary.

Listen to “Vi levde i kong Harald Vs tid”

6. A Short Listen: Slik husker folket kong Harald

Length: 7 minutes
Suggested level: B1–B2
Best for: Hearing ordinary Norwegians remember the King

If an hour of historical Norwegian feels daunting, this short Oppdatert episode is a more manageable alternative. It gathers some of the moments and qualities for which people across Norway remember King Harald.

The short running time makes it ideal for repeated listening. However, naturally spoken contributions and changing voices can sometimes be harder to follow than a single studio presenter—so do not be discouraged if this brief episode proves surprisingly challenging.

Listen to “Slik husker folket kong Harald”

Reading Alongside the Podcasts

For further Norwegian reading, the National Library has created a beautifully illustrated overview of King Harald’s life through items in its collections.

King Haakon’s deeply personal memorial address to his father is also available from the Royal House. Its language is clear, heartfelt and dignified.

Taken together, these recordings offer something more than listening practice. They allow learners outside Norway to hear the country remembering a king whose warmth, humour and humanity meant a great deal to its people.

Hvil i fred, Kong Harald.

MFL GCSE Results 2026: Green Shoots of Regrowth for Languages?

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Late August always brings its usual flurry of exam news. And for the first time in a while, this year’s Modern Foreign Languages (MFL) GCSE results feel like a genuine milestone. This summer’s cohort was the first to sit exams under the newly overhauled specifications for French, German and Spanish — a shift that, not without controversy, moved the focus away from broad topics and towards mastering a prescribed vocabulary list of 1,700 words.

So how did the new exams land, and what do the numbers actually tell us about the health of language learning in the UK?

Spanish Keeps Its Crown

The headline from this year’s entry data is a changing of the guard, now well and truly cemented. After Spanish overtook French as the most popular language GCSE last year, the 2026 figures show it consolidating that lead further.

  • Spanish keeps climbing, helped along by its practicality and cultural reach — everything from Latin pop to La Liga gives students a reason to care.
  • German offered a bit of hope for once. After years of worrying decline, entries have stabilised – nothing to throw a party over, but a genuinely welcome sign for Germanists.
  • French, sadly, remains the one losing ground, dropping again relative to Spanish. The Guardian’s editorial on the 2026 results put it well: the decline of “traditional” school languages is an alarming trend that risks turning language learning into a preserve of the affluent.

The Grades: A Welcome Turnaround

One of the biggest worries heading into 2026 was whether the new, vocabulary-heavy specs might cause a dip in attainment while teachers and students found their feet. Thankfully, the transition has gone about as smoothly as anyone could have hoped.

Top grades have held remarkably steady – credit to hard-working teachers, for sure, but also to the grading adjustments Ofqual introduced a few years back to stop marking French and German more harshly than other subjects. Language advocates campaigned for years against MFL being graded more severely than other EBacc subjects, and it’s genuinely satisfying to see that finally paying off.

  • Across German, French and Spanish, the share of students hitting grade 7+ has held up well against the national average.
  • And there’s been no spike in ‘U’ grades among Higher Tier candidates — a good sign the new papers are fair and accessible, not a nasty surprise waiting to happen.

Next Up: Cracking the A-Level Problem

The drop in GCSE entries overall is still a real problem the sector needs to grapple with — but there’s plenty to be optimistic about here. The new specs have bedded in safely, and the old “languages get marked too harshly” narrative is finally losing its grip.

The next challenge is turning this GCSE momentum into A-Level uptake, which is notoriously hard given how expensive small sixth-form language classes are to run. But there are some genuinely clever ideas emerging — the ‘Languages For All’ initiative, a partnership between The Reach Foundation and Royal Holloway, is a good one to watch.

Rather than leaving individual schools to fight their own funding battles, the initiative sets up collaborative ‘hubs’ where schools and colleges pool teachers, resources and centrally taught classes. The results from their Hounslow pilot speak for themselves: between 2022 and 2025, the number of state schools offering A-Level languages tripled, from four to twelve, and enrolments doubled.

For anyone working in languages education, this year offers a solid, encouraging foundation to build on. With fairer grading at GCSE and scalable, resource-sharing models proving themselves at A-Level, there might just be a new blueprint for persuading more students to keep languages going into higher education and beyond.

Hindi Two-Hour Fix : I Faced Down Ergativity!

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You may know that I have a long-running project creating verb drill apps in lots of languages. Well, I’ve been putting off adding Hindi to VerbBlitz for years (honestly!). Not for anything you might consider ‘the hard bit’ – the transliteration of Devanagari, for example (actually really straightforward). It was because of one specific quirk that I’d built up in my head into a real hurdle: the ergativity switch in the perfective aspect.

It’s horrible linguistic jargon, ergativity, and it takes a bit of mental gym to get your head round it if you learnt about ‘subjects’ and ‘objects’ in your native language(s) in school. In a nominative-accusative (subject-object) language, like English for example, the subject gets treated the same way whether the verb is intransitive (“she left”) or transitive (“she ate the bread”). The object is the odd one out, marked or positioned differently.

An ergative-absolutive system splits things up differently. The subject of an intransitive verb – one that doesn’t take an object – is treated like the object of a transitive one – it’s ‘absolved’ of action, so it’s termed the absolutive. Meanwhile, a transitive subject gets a special marker all its own – the ergative case. If you’re wondering, that jargony label comes from Greek for worker – as it’s all about who’s doing the ‘work’ of the verb.

The Pattern in Hindi

Hindi is an Indo-European language like English, and like English, patterns like an accusative-nominative language almost everywhere. The language only switches into an ergative system in one place: transitive verbs, perfective aspect. Everywhere else, it runs on the ordinary subject-agreeing pattern, which is exactly what makes the switch feel so jarring the first time you meet it.

Take the verb khaanaa, “to eat.” In the ordinary habitual present, it behaves like you’d expect from basically any language: the verb agrees with the subject.

main roti khaataa huun — “I eat roti”
(khaataa is masculine, agreeing with main, “I”)

Now switch to the perfective — simple past, “I ate”:

maine roti khaayi — “I ate roti”

(khaayi is feminine, agreeing with roti)

Two things happen at once. First, the subject main takes an extra marker and becomes maine, so being marked as the ergative ‘worker’. Second – and this is the bit that trips people up – the verbal participle khaayi is no longer agreeing with the subject at all. It’s agreeing with roti, the object, which is feminine. Swap in a masculine object and the participle changes with it, not with you.

That’s the whole switch. Transitive verb, perfective aspect, subject gets marked with ne, and the verb hands its agreement over to the object instead.

Why it’s not actually scary

Once you see it named and isolated like that, it stops being a monster under the bed. It’s genuinely just: this one aspect, with transitive verbs, agreement moves from subject to object. Everything else about Hindi verb conjugation carries on exactly as you’d expect as a card-carrying, stock Indo-European language.

There’s also a nice way to hold it in your head if you’ve studied any Indo-European languages with a passive voice: this construction is generally thought to have started life as a passive (“by me, roti was eaten”) that then got reanalysed as an active perfective over time. Once the marker ne clicked into place as “the person who did it,” the participle just never stopped agreeing with the thing that was, historically, its grammatical subject – the object. You don’t need the history to use the pattern, but it makes the logic click.

The lesson

None of this was brain-achingly hard to learn. What was hard was the story I’d told myself about it – that it was some sprawling, thorny irregularity that would derail the whole data model. It wasn’t. It was one clean rule, confined to one aspect, with one consistent trigger.

That’s usually how it goes with the “scary” bits of a language. The size of the thing in your head and the size of the thing on the page are very rarely the same. Give it the two hours it actually needs, and more often than not it turns out to be a paragraph, not a chapter.

The MFL AI Toolkit Just Got Better: New Models for Worksheet Authoring [August 2026]

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Local AI is getting better. The past few weeks saw the release of several compact but powerful LLMs that make a great fit for foreign language content authoring (think worksheets and reading texts, with an even lower overhead!).

I’m using LM Studio to run these for content projects – you’ll find them all as easy downloads in the models tab. Make sure you have a bit of disk space and a fast connection – they range from 8 to nearly 20GB in size – then download and start prompting!

  • Qwen3.8-27B — Alibaba / Qwen
    Released 13–14 August 2026 · Apache 2.0 · ~27.8B parameters

    The freshest of the bunch, and arguably the pick of the litter for MFL content work. It’s the direct successor to the community-favourite Qwen3.6-27B, but now natively multimodal (text, images and video), with a 262K-token context window that stretches to 1M — plenty of headroom for feeding it whole set texts or past papers and asking it to generate comprehension exercises around them. Qwen also ships adjustable “reasoning effort,” handy for dialling compute up for tricky grammar explanations and down for quick vocab drills.

  • Muse Glimmer — Meta
    Released 10 August 2026 · Apache 2.0 · 30B parameters

    Meta’s return to genuinely open weights, distilled down from their closed flagship Muse Spark 1.2. It’s pitched squarely at agentic, on-device workflows — think batch-generating worksheet sets, checking your own answer keys, or wiring up a local pipeline that self-corrects its output — and runs comfortably on a single consumer GPU or a beefy Mac. Covers 100+ languages, which is more than most of us need, but never hurts!

  • Bonsai 27B — PrismML
    Released 14 July 2026 · Apache 2.0 · 27.8B parameters (1-bit / ternary)

    Now this is at the extreme end of “small”, and it’s attempting something quite novel. It’s an ultra-low-bit compression of Qwen3.6-27B — down to 3.9GB in its 1-bit form — small enough to run on a many portable devices (although I’ve not tried it on PocketPal yet), and comfortably on a laptop with room to spare. Quality takes a modest hit versus full-precision Qwen3.6-27B (PrismML’s own figures put it around 90% retention at 1-bit, better at the ~7GB ternary setting), so it’s more “worksheets on the train” than “your main authoring model,” but as a proof that 27B-class output now fits in your pocket, it’s a fun one to have installed.

A slightly older model that’s worth a mention alongside these is Qwen3.6-35B-A3B, a very efficient mixture-of-experts model that nominally has 35B parameters but only about 3B are active at any one time via a clever routing trick. It’s noticeably faster than Qwen3.8-27B for similar output quality in my own testing, and it’s been my workhorse for some time. It’s worth keeping an eye out for a future MoE version of 3.8 built the same way — that could be genuinely excellent.

Why Small Models?

Using smaller models locally addresses many of the environmental and privacy concerns around AI use. All the prompt compute happens privately on your local machine — no student data, no draft worksheets, no half-finished reading texts ever leave your laptop. And despite the tiny footprint, they’re still excellent at producing native-quality text across dozens of languages, which was frankly unthinkable on consumer hardware even a year ago.

None of these is going to replace a careful human eye on the final worksheet — but as first drafts, distractor generation, or a quick “give me five more sentences at this CEFR level,” they’re genuinely useful additions to the toolkit. Worth an afternoon of poking around, at the very least.

More Greek fun on the socials

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Formative social media – that’s the kind we like! And I keep finding accounts that make me feel slightly better for all the minutes scrolling on Instagram.

Of course the algorithm helps – like one and it’ll funnel all of them to you sooner or later. But there are some really special ones that I’d add to the first raft of them that I compiled a while ago.

First off, Nefeli Abastado and team run the brilliant gr_language. It dives deeper than most Greek accounts by adding an etymological and cultural slant – you learn about the Hellenic world woven into the words.

Next we have Artemis, a Greek teacher from Crete, who runs the excellent Greek Talk Club channel. My favourite thing about it is the focus on the colloquial; snazzy infographics are a regular feature, teaching you how Greeks really speak.

Roula’s feed also aims to colour in the Greek history and culture behind the vocabulary. Recommended for any Greek learners who asks not just what, but: why?

Nostos Hub is a super follow too. It features a little more grammar than some of the others, with great, clear explanations of tricky words and phrases in the language. There’s still a healthy nod to Greek heritage throughout, though!

For sure there are more golden Greek feeds to find – let me know your own favourites in the comments!